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$45 for a 45-Minute Swedish Massage and 15-Minute Infrared-Sauna Session at...
While some tension is so palpable that it can be cut with a knife, no tension is strong enough to outlast a solid rendition of “Mack the Knife.” Send stress creeping back around a corner with this...
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One or Three 75-Minute Signature Massages at Spring Thyme Day Spa (Up to 56%...
Everybody unwinds from a stressful day differently—some people get a massage, while others watch a flame engulf a big pile of tires. Let tension melt away with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options...
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$29 for a Massage and Chiropractic Package at Ageonics ($350 Value)
The vertebral column consists of four separate regions, all of which are secretly conspiring to invade and overthrow the others. Put an end to civil back wars with today’s Groupon: for $29, you get a...
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60-Minute Swedish or Foot Reflexology Massage or Both Massages at In Spa in...
Tension is often held in the shoulders, especially among those who are trying to blend in with society by binding their beautiful wings. Soar away from stress with this Groupon. Choose Between Two...
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Basic, Spa, or Gel Mani-Pedi at Paper Doll Beauty Bar in Brooklyn (Up to 60%...
Like houses, our bodies can fall into disarray and attract inspectors eager to condemn them. Keep your body in order with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $15 for a 30- to 45-minute basic...
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Massage, Facial, or a Massage and Facial Package at Golden Angel Spa Center...
A sore back is often the result of days spent hunching over keyboards or playing catch with wet bags of flour. Get back in the game with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for a 60-minute...
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Choice of Massages or Pamper Packages with Wellness Treatments at iDo...
Massages allow humans to relieve back tension without allowing their backs to get in cathartic wrestling matches with their fronts. Avoid internal conflict with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options...
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$39 for Swedish Massage and Three Fitness Classes at WSPT in the Bronx ($100...
Whereas human fitness originated by running long distances to avoid being eaten, it now dictates that we run in place in order to avoid eating. Survive with the fittest thanks to today’s Groupon: for...
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Spa Services or Romantic Couples Package at Jeunesse Spa and Salon (Up to 73%...
Today’s modern world, with its plethora of countries, panoply of waterways, and constantly changing laws about what is and what isn’t mail fraud, is as confusing as it is stressful. Get a clear...
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$29 for a One-Hour Massage and Chiropractic Consultation at Complete Wellness...
A sore back can make everyday tasks harder, from crawling out of bed in the morning to sewing yourself into the bed at night. Add relaxation to your routine with this Groupon. $29 for a One-Hour...
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Haircut, Style, and Conditioning at Luna Salon & Spa in Brooklyn. Partial and...
A new hairstyle can give you a welcome boost of confidence for meeting a blind date, interviewing for a new job, or assuming a sibling’s identity. The devil is in the details with this Groupon. Choose...
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60-Minute Facial of Choice, 60-Minute Massage, or Both at NYC Galaxy Beauty...
Spas are synonymous with luxury, just as courtrooms are synonymous with justice and burrito is synonymous with “sandwich tube.” Spice up your own body tortilla with this Groupon. Choose Between Two...
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Swedish or Deep-Tissue Massage or Two-Hour Spa Package with Champagne and...
Getting a massage is satisfying both mentally and physically, much like winning at Jeopardy! and then sucker punching Alex Trebek. Please answer this Groupon in the form of a triumphant howl. Choose...
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One-Hour Massage, Facial, or Package with Both at Le Spa (Up to 67% Off)
Taking care of your skin can make you look like a movie star, much like standing in front of a green wall and screaming in terror at an alien that no one can see. Get ready for your close-up with this...
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Deep-Cleansing Facial, Slimming Treatment, or Both at Facial Spa (Up to 72% Off)
Human beings instinctively put their own likenesses everywhere: pumpkins, mountainsides, and text messages to Kevin. Illuminate the original emoticon with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $24...
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One or Three Swedish, Aromatherapy, Reflexology, or Deep-Tissue Massages at...
The shoulders carry much of the body’s tension, as well as the body’s finite supply of shrugs. Let go with this Groupon. Choose from Four Options $45 for a 60-minute Swedish, aromatherapy, or...
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One Body Treatment, One Face Treatment, or Two Body or Face Treatments at...
Spending a day at a spa is a tranquil experience surpassed only by swimming in a pool filled with mashed potatoes or having a hand model slap you to sleep. Cozy up with this Groupon. Choose from Three...
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60-Minute Hot-Stone Massage, Deep-Tissue Massage, or Both at In Spa (Up to...
Tension is often held in the shoulders, especially among those who are trying to blend in with society by binding their beautiful wings. Soar away from stress with this Groupon. Choose Between Two...
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60-Minute Massage or Facial or Both Services at Antoinette Boudoir...
The shoulders carry much of the body’s tension, as well as the body’s finite supply of shrugs. Let go with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for a 60-minute Swedish or deep-tissue massage...
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One, Three, or Five Acupuncture Treatments with Lauren Wolfersberger at...
Acupuncture uses well-placed needles to realign the flow of positive energies, finally changing the color of your mood ring from black to green. Maintain a balance with this Groupon. Choose from Three...
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Tui Na Massage with or without Acupuncture Session at Inwood Acupuncture (Up...
Getting a massage is a great way to relieve back tension, much like sleeping on a supportive mattress or getting tramped by a kindle of kittens. Squash muscle tightness with this Groupon. Choose...
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60-Minute Massage or 60-Minute Swedish Massage with 35-Minute Mini Facial at...
Overworked muscles can form painful knots, which is why so many construction workers give each other shoulder massages during their lunch breaks. Hammer out the hurt with this Groupon. Choose Between...
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Mani-Pedi with Options of Facial, Aromatherapy Massage, and Hair Treatment at...
Maintaining your hair and skin can help project a professional image more easily than sewing a three-piece suit from business cards or replacing your head with a briefcase. Finesse your façade with...
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One, Two, or Four Photo Facials at Body Beautiful Spa & Laser Center (Up to...
Beautiful faces are the only faces that get a chance to appear on magazine covers or in movies where high school seems fun. Get starlet fever with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $75 for one...
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Organic Enzyme Facial, Aromatherapy Swedish Massage, or Both at Soluna...
Whereas some tension is so palpable that it can be cut with a knife, no tension is strong enough to withstand a solid rendition of “Mack the Knife.” Your back is back in town with this Groupon. Choose...
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$39 for Massage with Chiropractic Exam, Two Adjustments, and Four Therapies...
Massage is a necessary part of athletes’ regimens, as it prepares them for the rigors of darting across the field to get away from a weird-looking bug. Calm down with this Groupon. $39 for Massage and...
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Signature Mani-Pedi with Reflexology Massage and Optional Microdermabrasion...
Symmetry is an attribute of classic beauty, though this fails to explain the majesty of a mountain or the allure of a dog with a prosthetic leg. Make everybody stare with this Groupon. Choose Between...
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50-Minute Swedish Massage, 50-Minute Facial, or Both at Nu Yu Day Spa in...
Mind and body operate in tandem, which is why stress causes headaches and slamming your hand in the door makes you forget math. Restore your faculties with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39...
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$29 for a 60-Minute Massage, Consultation, Exam, and X-rays at Madison Avenue...
Much like a flower stem, a human spine can only stay straight for so long before it collapses under the weight of a swarm of bees. Properly align your stem with this Groupon. $29 for a Chiropractic...
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60-Minute Swedish Massage, 45-Minute Basic Facial, or Both at Mama Spa (Up to...
Spas make people feel like royalty without the hassle of shopping for scepters or posing for playing-card portraits. Enjoy regal treatments with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $29 for a...
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Massages and Customized Facials at Skin Spa New York (Up to 60% Off). Three...
Beautiful, relaxed skin can help you attract romance, much like wandering through the streets with an armful of baguettes. Treat your skin and body with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $39 for...
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European Facial or Massage, Both, or Microcurrent Face-Lift with Mini Facial...
Spagoers are like bears—they seek out spots to take an extended rest and emerge with enough energy to shove an RV over a cliff. Hear this Groupon roar. Choose from Three Options $39 for a European...
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Couples Massage or Massage with Optional Microdermabrasion or Glycolic Peel...
Massage is a safer way to work out knots than lying on the floor of your car and working the pedals with your hands to drive over speed bumps. Slow down stress with this Groupon. Choose from Three...
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60-Minute Massage, 60-Minute Facial, or Both at Latika Spa (Up to 69% Off)
Massage helps relieve aches caused by old sports injuries or a habit of entering buildings by motorcycling through the window. Rev up the relaxation with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $35...
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Spa Package with Choice of Honey-Scrub or Massage, or All-Access Spa Day at...
Spa days trace their origins to the Middle Ages, when English aristocracy would travel to the hot springs in Bath to pamper themselves with mud treatments and not getting the plague. Kick back and...
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Spa Package with Choice of Honey-Scrub or Massage, or All-Access Spa Day at...
Spa days trace their origins to the Middle Ages, when English aristocracy would travel to the hot springs in Bath to pamper themselves with mud treatments and not getting the plague. Kick back and...
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$99 for a Pure Therapy Head and Eye Massager ($299.99 List Price). Free...
The strategically placed nodes of the head and eye massager by Pure Therapy mimic the movements of a professional massage to relieve tension and headaches. Double-layered airbags knead the head at...
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60-Minute Fifth Ave. Signature, Swedish, or Royal Bangkok Thai Massage at...
Certain muscles can get overworked, much like the moms in commercials. Tune out with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $59 for a 60-minute Fifth Ave. Signature massage (a $119 value) $59 for a...
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6 or 10 Cavi-Lipo Body-Contouring Treatments at Spa Jolie (Up to 74% Off)
Most people could “stand to lose a few,” whether they’re above their ideal weight or just carrying too many puppies. Shed pounds with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $399 for 6 Cavi-Lipo...
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60-Minute Hot-Stone Massage for One or 60-Minute Couples Aromatherapy Massage...
Spas provide an escape from adult responsibilities such as doing children’s math homework or defending their doctoral thesis. Forget academic obligations with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options...
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$29 for a 60-Minute Massage, Consultation, Exam, and X-rays at Madison Avenue...
Much like a flower stem, a human spine can only stay straight for so long before it collapses under the weight of a swarm of bees. Properly align your stem with this Groupon. $29 for a Chiropractic...
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Bathhouse Day for One, Two, or Four with $15 Spa Credit at Forest Hills Spa...
Before battle, samurai warriors gently exfoliated and deeply cleansed their pores so they could slay foes with one sexy glance. Become an aesthetic warrior with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options...
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$49 for Consultation, 60-Minute Massage, and Posture Screening at Complete...
It’s important to stay healthy so that you can live long enough to see the next generation of cola lovers. Never go flat with this Groupon. $49 for a Massage Package ($560 Value) Consultation...
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Aromatherapy Massage, Deep-Cleansing Facial, or Both with Optional Blowout at...
Like houses, our bodies can fall into disarray and attract inspectors eager to condemn them. Keep your body in order with this Groupon. Choose from Three Options $35 for a 60-minute aromatherapy...
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60-Minute Relax Massage, 45-Minute Aromaplastie Facial, or Both at The Whole...
Looking good requires a concerted effort, much like setting a fire with your mind and then apologizing even though that was obviously cool. Impress everyone with this Groupon. Choose Between Two...
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60-Minute Massage with Option for Foot Massage or Reflexology at MessLook...
Getting a massage is an effective way to relax, much like dipping your feet into a warm box of puppies. Immerse yourself in comfort with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $39 for one 60-minute...
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$29 for Chiropractic Exam, Adjustment, and 20-Mintute Shiatsu Massage at Lamb...
The human skeleton gives the body structure, preventing us from looking like sacks filled with creamed corn. Stand up for yourself with this Groupon. $29 for Chiropractic Package ($190 Total Value)...
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One or Three Pod-Treatment Spa Packages at Pod Spa (Up to 75% Off)
Like the three branches of the government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreements over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals...
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Facial with Optional 30-Minute Massage at In Spa (Up to 67% Off)
Human beings instinctively put their own likenesses everywhere: pumpkins, mountainsides, and text messages to Kevin. Illuminate the original emoticon with this Groupon. Choose Between Two Options $49...
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Two Luxury Spa Services at Spa @ Eventi (Up to 54% Off). Two Options Available.
Everybody unwinds from a stressful day differently: some people get a massage, whereas others watch flames engulf a big pile of tires. Let tension melt away with this Groupon. Choose Between Two...
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